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It’s what can best be described as a sex scene (if it technically qualifies as such), and to paraphrase IGN heavily, who spoiled this moment first (and to be completely fair, we understand the temptation): Cameron Diaz plays Malkina, the opportunistic and venomous girlfriend of underworld figure Reiner (Bardem).
In one scene that’s simultaneously hilarious, ridiculous and horrific, Diaz’s Malkina spread eagles across the hood of a fancy sports car and proceeds to grind panty-less against the windshield until she climaxes, to the astonishment of its occupant.
So kinda with the same logic that the only way you can stop singing that really annoying song is to think of an even more annoying one, we thought we’d run down some other weird, horrific and horribly awesome, or awesomely horrible sex scenes. Some are twisted, transgressive and fucked up, and some are downright loathsome and we really don’t want to watch them again.
All, however, once seen can’t be unseen, so you have been warned. A fictionalized account of a real event—a 1930s brothel servant’s affair with the madam’s husband which leads to hubby’s penis being severed with a knife—that’s actually not so much the most disturbing part (though yes, this pre-Lorena Bobbit stuff is fucked up).
Perhaps the strangest element of the various mutually obsessive experimenting-with-sex acts in the film—including lots of erotic asphyxiation—is the part when the male lead played by Tatsuya Fuji places a hardboiled egg into the vagina of his partner (played by Eiko Matsuda).
Though, to be fair, she was feeding him mushrooms that were, shall we say, “lady flavored” just moments before.
Let’s get this out of the way, right off the bat: there will be mild spoilers here—but these spoilers have already been posted online and not by us. Written by venerable American author Cormac Mc Carthy, “The Counselor” stars Michael Fassbender, Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt as its principal cast.
Anyhow, Ridley Scott’s “The Counselor” opens in theaters this weekend.
Shit backfires and things go way south for said attorney.
ike a fat girl super-sizing her meal, this article was inevitable.
I didn’t want to write about cocks – not in a blog as erudite as Ed Uncovered – but then someone emailed me a bunch of penis names.
Before the film plumbs these sordid depths, however, there is a scene in the movie that has everyone talking.
So much so that embargo be damned, people have felt compelled to discuss it.